The Smoking Gun of TV vs. Countdown with Keith Olbermann
Transferring a work from one medium to another is fraught with peril
the book is always better than the movie, the movie is always better than the
TV show. So what happens when you transfer a website to TV?
Three years ago Court TV acquired The
Smoking Gun, so it's no shock
the network has succumbed to the temptations of cross-promotion and converted
the website into a TV show that premiered in August. The Smoking Gun,
as many of you news junkies out there may already know, is a repository of odd
and interesting legal documents, mug shots, concert riders, taped phone calls
and other materials that can be acquired through public sources. In
particular, if there's a skeleton in the closet of a reality show, um, star, the Smoking Gun will find it before the first contestant is voted off the island or yelled at by Simon Cowell.
TSG's success is predicated upon the droll, pedestrian and
unintentionally hilarious prose of stone-faced documents. But having someone
merely read those or shove them in front of the camera wouldn't make great
TV. So Court TV has downloaded Mo Rocca to trade in the same
dry wit
that powers his pieces on Comedy Central's news satire "The Daily Show" and
through three million apperances a day on VH1's "I Love the (fill in
the decade
here)." And he is funny, such as when he bursts out "Mama, I'm pretty!" after
he's
been made over to look like Nick Nolte's infamous, GHB-influenced mug
shot.
Despite Rocca's efforts, reflexively, it seems, many critics have assailed "The
Smoking Gun on TV" as not being as good as thesmokinggun.com. But the show
isn't bad; it's just pointless. Rocca has to work way too hard to mine
more humor out of something that is already funny and satire-proof. The whole
show has the feel of an infomercial more than a news source, although, if the basic cable work dries up, I hope Rocca moves on to late-night TV
to co-host the Time-Life Record Collection with Martha Quinn.
Maybe the secret to transferring the Internet to TV is not
appropriating a known site, but copying a particular style. That's what
MSNBC's "Countdown
with Keith Olbermann" does. The weeknight newscast takes
its inspiration from the world of blogs, in particular news blogs dedicated to
linking to the most interesting news stories of the day. If you want an
example, go to Fark and see how
many stories linked from there show up on "Countdown."
Like a blog, "Countdown" features very little self-generated reporting,
instead borrowing stories from NBC News, or local NBC affiliates, or
unashamedly crediting whatever news source provided the show the story in
question. "Countdown's" ostensible format is presenting the, as Olbermann
puts it, "top five stories you'll be talking about tomorrow," ranging from the
latest news in Iraq to a Connecticut bride who got busted for going on a
rampage on her wedding day a story also posted by The
Smoking Gun! As
for "Countdown," with all the soundbites, sidebars, celebrity goofs and other
features, it's more like 25 stories in an hour. Apparently, there are 20
stories you won't be talking about, but will be told of anyway just like in
a blog.
Olbermann's delivery often has the snappy, smart-alecky tone of a blog, like
when he introduced a story about a Massachusetts woman pimping out her
daughter
for prospective grooms and said, "Any resemblance between this and a
television
reality show is purely nauseating." Remember, of course, that Olbermann is the
man who, on ESPN's SportsCenter in the '90s, used the same tone to
revolutionize sportscasting, inspiring every sports reader to narrate
highlights like it's Tuesday night Open Mic at
the local Chuckle Hut.
What those imitators missed, and what hopefully no new imitators might miss, is
that Olbermann knows when to be serious and when to joke, without making the
obvious transition from hard news frowny face to happy news smiley face.
So let's go back to the question posed at the start what happens if you
convert a web site to a television show? If "The Smoking Gun on TV" and "Countdown
with Keith Olbermann" are any indication, it's probably better to borrow from
multiple sites than try to replicate a particular site. Unless it's porn or
something.
Bob Cook (bobc@flakmag.com)