Superbowl XLI: Break 18
"Die, Mr. Moneybags" | Washington Mutual
Summary: Oh no, all the rich bankers are shuffling, in their phalanx of a banker pen, over to the edge of a building in order to kill themselves, en masse! Their trophy wives are as sad as they can be, considering none of them have cried in a long, long time.
High Point: A dozen trophy wives on a Genie Lift.
Low Point: The WaMu dialogue: "Don't worry, our customers love EVERYTHING about Washington Mutual!"
Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? Down with the Capitalist Pig and his oversexed, overexposed wife! Wait a minute, is Washington Mutual an Al Qaeda front?
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— Aemilia Scott (aemilia at flakmag dot com)
— graphic by Derek Evernden (derek@ocellus.net)
