Superbowl XLI: Break 15
"Criminal Minds" | Criminal Minds
Summary: Mandy Patinkin handles some of the more ornery parts of law enforcement.
High Point: Six-fingered men beware!
Low Point: I already get a large amout of criminal intentions, law and order, crime scenes, etc. Please stop, CBS. Please stop.
Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? Mr. Patinkin drops down in Basra, tells the story of his father's death, and begins slowly chanting, "Hello...my name is Inigo Montoya..."
"CSI: Miami" | CSI: Miami
Summary: David Caruso acts like a dick in a warm climate.
High Point: Caruso is a pale, reddish, freckled version of Mandy Patinkin. Pale, red and freckly don't cut the mustard.
Low Point: David Caruso's whole career.
Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? INFLAME!!!
"Jericho" | Jericho
Summary: A show about people doing things.
High Point: It's about people doing things.
Low Point: Those people aren't long for this world.
Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? A sword for the Lord and for Gideon!
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