Superbowl XLI: Break 14
"Not Worth It" | Bud Light
Summary: Gorillas! Beer! The gorillas want beer! But one is too stupid even to get beer!
High Point: Realizing it is over.
Low Point: Every single moment of this, the worst commercial ever seen at the Super Bowl.
Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? Aaaah! Aaaaahh aaahh ooooh oohh aaahh! Ooh ooohh EEEEEH EEEEH aaahhh aaahh aaah!
"Highlight Reel" | Revlon ColorRist
Summary: This pseudo-documentary follows Sheryl Crow and her stylist as they slowly accept Revlon Colorist hair product into their heart. It's a moving narrative about prejudice overcome, love grown, and hair colored.
High Point: The actual or recreated film grain look of the commercial.
Low Point: Portraying Revlon as the outsider hero and Sheryl Crow as the reluctant establishment suit who won't just, like, give Revlon a chance. Man.
Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? Women, throw down your hijab! Experience the freedom of showing the world your hair! As you stumble painfully into middle age, choose between Revlon or L'Oreal to color your gray! It's a brave new world!
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— Aemilia Scott (aemilia at flakmag dot com)
— graphic by Derek Evernden (derek@ocellus.net)
