Superbowl XLI: Break 11

"Handing People Phone Parts Builds Community" | Sprint

Summary: Nice professional types pass phone part across the rows of passengers. Smiling and nodding and general friendliness ensues.

High Point: Smiling man at end of line smiles the smile of his grandfathers.

Low Point: It's a little creepy. Plus, I happen to know from dear friend who just so happens to be an employee that Sprint is a bunch of douchebags.

Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? If, like, everybody over there could just call each other once in awhile, they could really work things out. Smile like you mean it...

"Motorola Is The Phone Of The Super Bowl" | Motorola

Summary: Motorola is the phone of the Super Bowl.

High Point: Super Bowls choose their phone sponsors with taste and descrimination.

Low Point: The fact that Super Bowls choose phones at all.

Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? The Civil War itself is sponsored by Bechtel, Halliburton...

"The Amazing Race Is A Show You Want To Watch" | CBS

Summary: The Amazing Race is a show you want to watch.

High Point: Roommates in the other room are howling with joy. I don't know why this is so, but it's so gutteral and vivacious that I can't help but call it a high point.

Low Point: The TV spots for The Amazing Race are so brief, one cannot shake the feeling that CBS doesn't even want to participate in the advertizing of the show itself.

Will this commercial calm or inflame the Iraqi civil war? Sounds like the joy of my compatriots while watching football.

— Matt Hanson (junglegroove@gmail.com)