Superbowl XL: Break 11
"Family Ties ... But with, like, Horses" | Budweiser
Summary: A puckish colt attempts to fill his father's reins. And gets a little help.
High Point: Being inspired to greatness by a horse.
Low Point: Knowing that most Americans are, in fact, inspired by horses.
Will this commercial soothe the minds of scandal-weary Americans? No, because Jack Abramoff is an ass, not a horse.
"The Internet is soooo yesterday" | NFL Mobile
Summary: A black man checks NFL scores on his cell phone while
shopping for produce. An elderly white man who looks like a haggered
Robert Loggia suddenly confronts the first man about the rapid rise of
technology, harking back to the early, more "innocent" days of the
Internet.
High Point: No.
Low Point: Yes.
Will this commercial soothe the minds of scandal-weary Americans? No. Technology is increasing at an uncontollable rate, technology that will no doubt be used to subjugate the very same kind of people who would check NFL scores on their phones.
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— graphic by Derek Evernden (derek@ocellus.net)
