Superbowl XL: Break 5
"Jackie Chan Co-starring Diet Pepsi" | Diet Pepsi
Summary: Diet Pepsi's agent Jay Mohr secures a starring role
for his client in a Jackie Chan movie.
High Point: Director calls cut for the stunt double — Diet Coke
Low Point: Mohr saying to the can of Diet Pepsi, "You look great! Aren't you glad you didn't do the stunts?"
Will this commercial soothe the minds of scandal-weary Americans? The
kitsch of racial stereotyping is always wholesome.
Cars | Disney/Pixar
Summary: It's like Finding Nemo but instead of fish, there are cars. It's also sort of like Herbie: Fully Loaded, only there are no boobs.
High Point: Well, at least it's not a movie being adapted from a '70's TV show.
Low Point: Apparently cars can have fiances. This is clearly against God's will.
Will this commercial soothe the minds of scandal-weary Americans? If this doesn't, nothing will.
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