Superbowl XXXIX: Break 18

"You Need More Football" | Super Bowls 21-30

Summary: The DVD for Super Bowls 21-30 is out, and it involves football players throwing footballs, catching footballs and hitting one another. I'm sure that... oh... God... so tired of football... so tired of commercials...

High Point: NNNNGH

Low Point: Just... trying to... live... life... is like... a lotus blossom...

Will this commercial help fight tyranny?: Just make it stop. Just. Make. The hitting. Stop.

"Who Wants to Publicly Commodify Bimbo Daughters of Multi-millionaires" | "The Simple Life"

Summary: Look, Ammerika! I'm, like, an inturn. I have a little perse with a 2-pownd dog and my best friend's spare implants, in an airplane. It will be all the raje this fall! I didn't even go to call-edge. Heeheehee.

Low Point: As opposed to?

Will this commercial help fight tyranny?: It's a vicious cycle, Bob.