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SUPERBOWL XXXIX: OPERATION GLOBAL TOUCHDOWN

Introduction

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Halftime!

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Super Bowl AdsSuperbowl XXXIX: Break 12

"More cold, hard dead people." | Ford Mustang

Summary: We've seen this before. Remember? This is the one with the funny dead guy who looks like Mr. Isuzu.

Low Point: More anti-Wisconsin propaganda.


"Still more cold, hard dead people." | Ford Mustang

Summary: The fact is, even if you liked it the first time, you hate it now.

High point: None.

Low point: See summary.


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Christopher Hickman (hickatz at mindspring dot com) and Peter Norman

graphic by Derek Evernden (derek@ocellus.net)

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