Superbowl XXXIX: Break 10

"Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the stinky cheese man." | Heineken

Summary: Actually, it's Brad Pitt, who has run out of Heineken. Despite the flotilla of paparazzi, he decides to go, himself, down to the convenience store to reload. The sly and slippery Brad manages to evade the hordes. And there's a Kinko's/Fed Ex style bonus: Brad calls and asks Jennifer Anniston for a ride. Ha!

"Rich people eat breakfast steak sandwiches, too." | Dunkin' Donuts

Summary: There are various shots of people and their grills in high class relaxation settings: a ski lift, a jaccuzzi, on the beach. The message is that we can give our grills a break by getting D&D's grill-fresh breakfast sandwich.

High: In the early 20th Century, the cereal industry managed to convince Americans to give up their traditional steak and eggs breakfasts. Now Madison Ave. has come full circle.

Low Point: We don't ride horses or cut firewood anymore. Not sure that the breakfast steak sandwich is appropriate.