Superbowl XXXVIII: Break 08

"OC Chopper Soups up a Rascal" | AOL 9.0 Optimized

Summary: AOL 9.0 Optimized and the OC Chopper crew create a new and improved Rascal Scooter. Unfortunately, they slightly underestimate AOL 9.0's power.

High Point: The return of the Rascal™ Scooter.

Low Point: AOL infecting one of TV’s few remaining worthwhile shows with its patented brand of crapulence.

Will this commercial help build a more stable and democratic Iraq? AOL 9.0 Optimized could help spread information and educate Iraqis, but more likely, AOL will just be a better way for Iraqis to find hardcore porn and allow Iraqi men to chat with 13-year-old boys with misleading screen names. But the new and improved Rascal could give some cold, battery-powered comfort to our newly disabled servicemen. Bring on the AOL 9.0 Rascal.

"Various promos for CBS shows" | CBS shows

Summary: A series of short promos for the "hottest" CBS shows

High Point:The promo for "Cold Case:" A dead kid. Nuns. A coverup. Could it be … secrets in the Catholic Church?

Low Point: "Survivor All-Stars." Supposedly this is the "best of the best" but looks more like the ugliest and boring-est of the ugly and boring.

Will this commercial help build a more stable and democratic Iraq? No.

"Eurotrash" | Eurotrip

Summary: The people of Britain, France and Italy share a common hatred of Americans, which explains why a spunky group of American high school students needs to spend its summer backpacking in Britain, France and Italy. The students bring their parents' gold cards. Antics ensue.

High Point: Implied incest.

Low Point: No Europeans were hurt in the filming of the movie or commercial. Just wait until the European premiere.

Will this commercial help build a more stable and democratic Iraq? By perpetuating tired stereotypes and recycling every joke from the past 10 years of PG-13 teen comedies, Iraqis will be able to catch up on American culture and attitudes in one efficient, 85-minute package.