How To Turn 26 Letters Into 26 Ways to Blow Someone's Mind!

Join Professor M.T. Head for a journey into the alphabetosphere!

Ever have the feeling that letters are just a bunch of squiggles? Ever wondered what a Q really means? How about T? Doesn't it have to be more than just two lines?

These mystical lines, strokes and circles have come to dominate our lives over the past 2,000 years, but what does each letter even mean?

And what gives with all these rules like "I before E except after C"? Who made them and how can you successfully break 'em whilst holding down a 6-figure salary?

In today's SMS age, is it really possible to drop vowels wlly-nlly?

Well, here's your answer: A course all about letters, to set you on the straight and narrow, giving you the confidence to not just use the letter B well, but with greater accuracy and precision.

In fact, you could say this course is the b all and n d'all of letters.

With knowledge about the very existence of each of those 26 letters, you will be armed for word-to-word combat, primed for verbal gymnastics and ready to fire off your very own lexical pyrotechnic display.

Fancy kicking K kung-fu style? Now you can with Professor Head's cheap and easy-to-follow self-study course in alphabetology.

Join Professor Head on a magical journey across the struts and ties that bind our world together, with 24 fascinating lectures into the peculiar art of alphabetology.

Lecture Titles

1. Letter Nirvana — A Spiritualist Gabbles Nonsensically
2. From Alphabet Poop to Alphabet Soup
3. The Other Story of O (no naughty bits)
4. Pff — Nothing to say: Letters that seem rather quiet
5. Yo, G: A Letter from Da Street
6. /` — How to make New letters
7. Irritable Vowel Syndrome
8. Menage a Trois: The Kinky Tale of X, Y and Z
9. To P or not to P: that is the lecture
10. Become the Letter: YMCA as a lifestyle choice
11. Better Letters: Taking A to Z not just to the next level, but to the level after that!
12. Nature's Letters — Learn to see Y in tree branches everywhere
13. Is R over-rated?
14. Letters 2.0 — Shift-Shaping Stroke-making
15. Dead Letters and How To Bring Them Back From The Grave
16. How to Exceed Your Daily Letter Limit
17. Numerical Letters — You Do The Math!
18. The Five 'F's
19. FCUK: how to get your letters heard above the din of modern life
20. Is W just to U's united or a standalone letter?
21. WWW and other chain letters
22. Me Me Me — Why 'I' is the Oldest Letter
23. G.O.D. Three letters that give you a shit-load of omnipotence
24. How to stretch out 'letters' over 24 lectures