Yancey Strickler

Yancey Strickler Technical Concert Rider

Dressing Rooms:

Promoter shall provide two (2) private dressing rooms:

1) One (1) room for Yancey Strickler w/ seven (7) full-length mirrors. Clean bathroom. Sofa. Ottoman. Fresh flowers. Potpourri. Recliner. Propane heater.

2) One (1) room for Yancey Strickler w/ amenities listed above. Room must be painted camouflage.

Food & Drinks:

Promoter shall provide three (3) setups of food and refreshments should Mr. Strickler be entertaining company.

Dressing Room will contain:

1) Twelve and a half (12.5) liters bottled water

2) Seven (7) liters of prepared vodka tonic

3) Twelve (12) cases Pabst Blue Ribbon for courage

4) One (1) bottle of Honey Bear honey

5) Two (2) bunches of pre-peeled bananas

6) One (1) roll paper towels

7) One (1) bucket

8) Eight (8) fire extinguishers

9) One (1) clean syringe

10) One (1) on-call physician

11) One (1) heart-shaped waterbed

Billing, Advertising & Promotion:

1) Promoter will make no reference to artist as "also-ran," "the Steve Vai of the oboe" or "illegitimate love-child of '70s rock icon Meatloaf." These things are in the past and are best forgotten.

2) Photograph of artist puking on Elton John while Harry Nilsson looks on in titillated disgust may not be used for advertisements.

3) Artist will be referred to as "your special man friend," "made with the tentacles of love" and "a great conversationalist at dinner parties" in all radio advertisements.

4) All advertisements must include reference to artist's new religious testimonial co-authored with Mark Farner, From Grand Funk to Grace.

1) No matter how hard his insistence, Don Knotts is not a friend of the artist and may not be allowed backstage. Said venue's bouncer will politely, but firmly, inform the actor that, "It is over between you two."

— Yancey Strickler (ystrickler@yahoo.com)