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Camping with the Kids

Getting a Vasectomy

Domino's Brooklyn-Style Pizza

Flip Flops

Reading Don Quixote

People Who Throw Lit Cigarettes on the Ground

Babies on Airplanes

Mrs. Renfro's

Living Forever

Thanksgiving in Death Valley

The Diaper Genie

Bunions at 36

Other People's Books

Euchre

The Believer

Back Hair

It's All Good vs. It Is What It Is

Thumb Sucking

Snow in April

Phones These Days

Aerobed

Rejected!

Then the War Czar Came to the End

Rummy for Hire

The Judy Miller/Terrell Owens Cheat Sheet

Harriet Miers's Original Intent

Aesop in Mesopotamia

Dekes for Truth

Recycle Hillbillies for Victory

The Real Reason the Bush Administration Has Been Stonewalling the Sept. 11 Commission

Rumsfeld to Europe: I'm Sorry

What We Talk About When We Talk About "Mission Accomplished"

Bobby Dashiell for Governor of California

Low-Yield Nuke Road Test

The Wolfowitz Memo

Opinion

Meet the Snowman

Happy Fucking Holidays

Second Chance

Lethal Incompetence

Air Conditioned Sidewalks

Weekly Shredder 18: The Theology of President Bush

Weekly Shredder 13: President Bush's Debate Do-Over

Ground Zero

Weekly Shredder 7: MoveOn fundraising letter

Julia Child: 1912-2004

Skeletons in the Closet

Weekly Shredder 2: July 16 Stump Speech by President Bush

Whitey on Mars

The General and the Governor

The Swan Song of Johnny Cash

Loving Big Brother

Taking Responsibility

Thoughts in the Dark

Music

R.E.M.
Accelerate

R.E.M. in Dublin

Reborn in the U.S.A.

Lucinda Williams

R.E.M.
Around the Sun

R.E.M. at 21: Has-Been or Still-Is?

The Dandy Warhols
Welcome to the Monkey House

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Enchanted

TV

Sandwiches That You Will Like

Pimp My Ride

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Books

After Dark

Oprah's Interview with Cormac McCarthy

Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People

Cradle to Cradle

Wittgenstein's Poker

Games

Celebrity

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J. Daniel JanzenJ. Daniel Janzen

J. Daniel Janzen is a copywriter by trade. When he's not trying to make a living, he gives it away for free at various websites such as the one you're reading now. And then there's "The Clown's Graveyard" — seven years in the making, the novel They don't want you to read. Rejected by 44 of New York's top agents — some more than once — as well as many of the industry's most powerful editors. Maybe they're right. Maybe they're wrong. Only time will tell. Anyway, you can find more of Dan's work at the Clownyard.

Dan lives in Brooklyn with his wife and kids.

J. Daniel Janzen (dan at clownyard dot com)

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