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China: You got chocolate in my peanut butter! Taiwan: You got peanut butter in my chocolate! China: I'm firing 175 short-range nuclear missiles at your population centers and military emplacements!
Germany occupies the Sudetenland, rolls through Poland and parks an armored division in Paris – again!
The United States just keeps pumping out boy bands and the world finally says "enough." Nuclearly.
George W. Bush loses his prepared speech and just "wings it" at the UN.
India and Pakistan realize they're basically the same people with different religions, and team up to give China "the Hindu-Muslim asswhupping of the century."
Iranian militants finally hear "Fight for Your Right to Party," take it too far.
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