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The Liberator is an open forum for the free expression of the students of West High School. Any and all persons are invited to contribute to our publication or join our staff. * Liberator operatives deny any and all involvement in the recent successful poisoning of former president Richard Nixon. * Any enclosed articles of a satirical or serious nature are guaranteed to be in the best possible taste, with the possible exception of multiple gratuitous references to raw, wild, vigorous and undisciplined copulation. Enjoy the issue. * Students wishing to contribute money to the Liberator are encouraged to give as often and as generously as possible. Here's our simple "giving guideline," so that you know how much is enough: give until it not only hurts, but you are doubled over and coughing up blood. Like PBS, we thank you for your support. * For sale: 1 bottle of Raid "Rat-B-Gone" extra strength strychnine. $5/OBO. * We hate penguins. * If the Liberator were a comical bearded pirate, the pirate would say: "AAAAR. Prepare to be boarded by my humor, land lubber." In case you were wondering. * Our staff of music critics wonders: couldn't Cobain have taken Eddy Vedder and the Spin Doctors along with him? And while he was at it, couldn't he have bequethed his entire forune to the Liberator's editorial staff Donut Slush Fund? * As Charlene savoured the sensation of Rodolphe pressing his lithe and muscular form against hers, she felt something brush her leg. It was his yam.