I. Wouldn't. Kill. Your. Mother.

By Kanjana Thepboriruk

I love you.

I promise.

I promise I wouldn't crucify your dogs on weekends.

I promise I'd stop molesting your little brother.

I promise I'd decrease the number of times I burn your house.

How could I?

I promise I'd reduce the amount of acid to I gallon when

I pour it on your car.

I promise Id only use 24 rolls of tissues when I trash

Your house.

I promise.

How could I?

I promise, tomorrow is the last time I'll aim the gun at you.

I promise I won't terminate your family tree, not all.

I promise I'd cut down on how much I feast on your pain.

Oh, I promise, I wouldn't kill your mother, she won't suffer,

For long.

How could I?

I love you.