Disclaimers

As always, the Liberator is an open forum for the students of West school. Any student is welcome to join our staff or contribute material. * Last issue's dot-to-dot, which when completed revealed an enormous phallus, was a misprint. The dots should've formed a big scary face. We apologize to all those genuinely upset. * While we're at it, the Liberator Supreme Command Council would also like to say that the article about "singing blowjobs" was a misprint as well. It should've been about "singing handjobs." Again, apologies to those offended. * Liberator staffers deny any and all connections to that outrageous attack on America's sweetheart, Nancy Kerrigan. * Liberator literary experts hope you kids are still talking about your "yams." * For sale: 1 telescoping metal baton. $10/obo. The Liberator, PO Box 55134, Madison WI, 53705-9998. * The LSCC would like compliment the marketing folks over at Hershey Foods. We couldn't have done better ourselves for a new candy bar name. The Liberator welcomes "Nutrageous" candy bars to supermarket shelves everywhere! * In anticipation of gruesome supernatural revenge following the publication of Mr. Granby's enclosed article, the Liberator Supreme Command Council apologizes in advance to all spirits of the dead. * At the Liberator, it is always "Hammer-Time." * A certain freshman student, who shall remain unnamed, was unwise enough to collect money on behalf of the Liberator with no intention of actually sending it to us; thusly the LSCC would like to disavow, in advance, knowledge of how he will turn up at the bottom of a peat bog outside of Mt. Horeb. * Pax Per Licentium