Chrome Ball Contest

Ah, the mystery of Andrew Evenson's Chrome BallTm. Its elegant and streamlined style, punctuated by moments of soul-shaking violence, has lent it an air of artistic value almost unprecedented among Liberator comic strips. It is with an air of great reverence and solemn honor that we offer you, the reader, the chance to get your own version of the Chrome Ball published in the Liberator, while you win some damn valuable prizes.

Here's how you do it: Draw, with a black pen and white paper, four squares, with one inch sides. Inside these comic squares, your Chrome Ball should do something action-packed, like running over something or someone. Be creative, and draw neatly. Mr. Evenson himself will carefully judge each and every entry. All non-LSCC members are eligible to enter, so enjoy; entries are limited to three per person. Mail your entries to:

Liberator Chrome Ball Contest

PO Box 55134 Madison, WI 53705-9998 or hand your strip to Alex, Nick, or Jim. Here's what the fantastic prizes are:

2nd Prize: Your very own copy of Front 242's new CD, Evil Off. Lord, we hated this disc. We want to get rid of it. It's all yours if you're the 2nd prize winner.

1st Prize: Ten dollars in Brat & Brau gift certificates. These coupons are redeemable at any fine Brat & Brau, and are your gateway to fatty brats and battered onion rings.

Grand Prize: A $15 West Towne shopping spree with the members of the Liberator Supreme Command Council! Spend quality time with Alex, Jon, Nick and Jim while you spend your riches. Your chance to GO NUTS, and SPEND SPEND SPEND until themoney's all gone! We'll bring the cash, you bring the shopping cart. Oh, there's one more prize level.

Worst Entry: We'll give you a pile of sticky scotch tape adhesive discs, a dozen unsharpened pencils, and a certificate proclaiming you the "Worstest Chrome Ball Drawer Ever." Good luck, folks. The Liberator is counting on YOU to make this our best contest ever. Hope to see your entry soon!