Unfinished article considered

The Liberator editorial staff, for the first time, has contemplated publishing an incomplete article. This revolutionary concept was proposed to the Liberator Supreme Command Council by staff writer Ben Granby. The article is to supposedly carry on in a normal satirical fashion, but then be cut off prior to conclusion.

Granby denied allegations that his article would be concluded in a future issue of the Liberator, and maintains that it is simply an unfinished piece, and nothing more. Granby refused to detail what his article is about but noted, "it will leave the reader hanging when it gets cut off." Readers are expected to be left rather angry by the article's discontinuation, which

See Unfinished, page 7