Disclaimers

The Liberator is an open forum for the students of West High school. * Any student is welcome to submit an article or join our staff. * We don't mean to toot our own horns, but we are God. Toot toot. * This publication is printed on paper recycled from trees that would have otherwise just rotted into the ground. * To whom it may concern: Liberator operatives have laced all foodstuffs served within our glorious cafeteria over the past week with a deadly microbe that eventually ruts your intestines out. Have a nice day. * Any and all references to actual individuals within this publication are in actuality just stuff said about real people in this paper. * The Liberator World of Merchandise offers new delicious fruity microbe-eliminating granola bars. $25 for a two-pack. Order soon, supplies are really really limited. * Your mother was instrumental in the graphic layout of this issue; you should be honored to be descended from an artist of her caliber. * Clean your room.