Top Ten Cool Things About Being God

10. Being in an infinite number of locations at all times means you're never late for class.

9. You can make Parking Enforcement patrol buggies burst into flames with the wave of a hand.

8. The ability to make fat people float around like hot air balloons.

7. Your knowledge of everything in the universe defeats all multiple choice exams.

6. If you felt like encasing the entire freshman class in a giant block of lime Jello, it would be done.

5. At any given moment, with the snap of your fingers, you can call forth a cavalcade of angels to serve you Snapple.

4. Nobody messes with your computer dating services.

3. You can see through everyone's clothes.

2. If you want, you can make Wile E. Coyote actually catch up to the Roadrunner and devour him.

1. Elizabeth Burmaster treats you as an equal.