Disclaimers

On your knees, undeserving bastards. Comedy has arrived. * The Liberator is a free and open forum for the students of West High School. Anyone is welcome to submit material or join our staff. * Liberator operatives deny, in advance, any and all charges of auto theft, and further explain that it was unlocked, with the keys just sitting on the back seat, and we returned it after a week, and it really wasn't that badly dented. * You are getting sleepy. Very very sleepy. You are putting your wallet in an envelope. You are addressing the envelope to PO Box 55134 Madison WI 53705-9998. You are stamping the envelope. You are putting the envelope in the mailbox. Ebeneezer is your friend. Are are no longer sleepy. * We have kung-fu fighting magic. Be forewarned. * We sincerely apologize for the misuse of the word "Zen" in last issue's edition of The Divine Sword. Not as if any of you cretins even noticed. * Liberator staffers are capable of using the word "eunuch" in a full sentence. Be afraid. Very afraid. * Have you checked your wallet today? The rate of wallet theft his gone up alarmingly in the last few months. * All Liberator staff members are guaranteed to be anatomically correct. * We'd like to warn you that our elite force of snipers can drop you, anytime, anywhere. * The Liberator Supreme Command Council and its financial affiliates are not to be held responsible for the possibly offensive ramblings within every issue. Instead, we invite you to blame "The Devil," since he is responsible for all that is wrong with this crazy world of ours.