Top Ten Fun Things To Do in "Everything's a Dollar"
10. Enter the store with a friend, both of you carrying walkie talkies. Conduct "price checks" on various items.
9. Start pinching customers. When they complain, inform them it will cost a dollar to make you stop.
8. Offer a dollar for each of the cashier's undergarments.
7. Dress up as Satan, enter the store, and announce you're buying everyone's soul for a dollar.
6. Exlaim "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" at the top of your lungs until mall security throws you out.
5. Buy out everything in the store and set up an "Everything's A Buck-Twenty Five" store out in the parking lot.
4. Hold up an item, and ask its price. When you're told it's a dollar, hold up another item and say "Oh? Then how much is THIS?" Repeat until no cashiers will speak to you.
3. See whether they offer escort services.
2. Loudly exclaim: "Oh yeah? Well, everything's a QUARTER over at Aladdin's Castle."
1. Give the cashier a dollar for every person in the store and then bellow: "You're all mine! Get in the trailer!"
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