Top Ten Fun Things To Do in "Everything's a Dollar"

10. Enter the store with a friend, both of you carrying walkie talkies. Conduct "price checks" on various items.

9. Start pinching customers. When they complain, inform them it will cost a dollar to make you stop.

8. Offer a dollar for each of the cashier's undergarments.

7. Dress up as Satan, enter the store, and announce you're buying everyone's soul for a dollar.

6. Exlaim "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" at the top of your lungs until mall security throws you out.

5. Buy out everything in the store and set up an "Everything's A Buck-Twenty Five" store out in the parking lot.

4. Hold up an item, and ask its price. When you're told it's a dollar, hold up another item and say "Oh? Then how much is THIS?" Repeat until no cashiers will speak to you.

3. See whether they offer escort services.

2. Loudly exclaim: "Oh yeah? Well, everything's a QUARTER over at Aladdin's Castle."

1. Give the cashier a dollar for every person in the store and then bellow: "You're all mine! Get in the trailer!"