Disclaimers

The Liberator is a public forum for the students of West High School we invite anyone to submit material, or join our staff. * The Liberator Supreme Command Council denies all responsibility for the flooding of most of Iowa and Missouri, and further disavows any knowledge of gigantic weather controlling machines hidden under Elver Park. * We are not, have never been, and will never be "Barney." * Hot tramp, we love you. * The Liberator is free, independent and in control of its own 20,000 man private army. We could blow up Stoughton if we felt like it. Be forewarned. * Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. * If we haver, we know we're gonna be, we're gonna be the paper havering to you. * If we were in love with ou, the Yin-Yang symbol would be the symbol of our love. It's so perfect, it's like we're interlocking halves of this amazing cosmic unity that represents the perfect union of souls. * We'd like to thank your mom for letting us use her likeness on our business cards and stationary. * Hari, hari. Krishna, krishna. Vishnu, rama. * We'd like to apologize to anyone who might have accidently read last issue's comic strip. We have implemented a new policy that requires comics to be read by an editor before they are published.