Top Ten Cool Things About Working At KFC

10. Friendly dogs attracted to the greasy chicken smell on your clothes.

9. If the Beverly Hillbillies were alive and living in Madison, they'd probably eat at KFC.

8. Smouldering chicken pieces provide the restaurant with a harmonious New Age ambience.

7. New employees are initiated in a ceremony that includes taking an oath in the presence of the mummified body of Colonel Sanders.

6. KFC employees regularly coat each other in batter to celebrate birthdays and religious holidays.

5. Christmas bonus is gift-wrapped dismembered chicken.

4. KFC health insurance, plan provides for death by fatal cholesterol inhalation.

3. By law, shirtless fat guys not allowed in the restaurant.

2. You learn to say "You want breasts with that?" and keep a straight face.

1. All the boiling chicken fat you can drink.