The Divine Sword, Part Two

Introduction By Lloyd Kensington

Story By Dave Boffle

In last issue's exciting installment of the Divine Sword, the zenlike swordfighting skills of the ninja warrior Spoogie-Sama were tested in the fire of battle; now, having slain his rival, a samurai of clan Tomago, the shadow soldier advances through the Tomago fortress to find his imprisoned lover, the enchantingly graceful and elegant Lady Kapumaki. He finds her, and slays her guardian, and the lovers reunite in a scene of pure love and fiery passion. Now, revel in the mystic appeal of ancient Nippon, as we enjoy part two of THE DIVINE SWORD.

Right, like last time the ninja guy killed the other guy with his sword, and there was like blood going all over the place and the ninja got blood and stuff all over himself and now he's in this hall and he's looking around for his girlfriend and sees this other guard, and he sneaks up on the guard, and he takes out this sword and sticks the guy right in the head, and the other guard goes: "Augh" and he dies.

Only this time, it's more like brains going all over the place instead of blood, and there's brains all over the ninja guy's pajama suit and on the wall and when he opens the door to see his girlfriend she doesn't even recognize him because of all the stuff over his pajamas, and she goes: "Ewww gross who are you?" And the ninja guy pulls off his pajamas, and she knows who it is then, and they start frenching, and he's feeling her up pretty good but then more guards show up and he's gotta fight like three guys with swords totally naked.

So the guards are, like, surrounding him, and one of them goes: "you are going to, die naked guy, and you will need your clothes so they do not bury you naked," and the naked ninja guy like isn't even scared and he just goes "Yeah right, you're going to be sorry you messed around with me because of my sword powers" and the guards try and fight him but he does this spin thing and like nails all of them in the chest and they all fall over and are going "auuugh you killed us" and he's like "Yeah, and I could've killed all of you blindfolded." Then he starts frenching the babe again, but he remembers that more guards might come and he might have to get sweaty doing too much fighting and decides to leave and bring his girlfriend along.

Tune in next issue to see whether the brave ninja and his lovely companion can survive the escape from the dread Fortress Tomago!