Fat Girls

Panel 2
Fat Girl: I've got a bigger gut than you!
Janitor: I'm a West janitor, you can't be bigger than me! Mine's bigger!

Panel 3
[Both]: Is not! Is too! Is not! Is too!

Panel 4
Janitor: Check out this chub!

Panel 5
Fat Girl: I outweigh

Panel 6
Janitor: Let's just be fat together!

Editor's note: One of the first regrets cartoonist Adam Osborn expressed about this comic was that in panel 5, he'd meant to have the fat girl saying "I outweigh you." I was dumbstruck that this was the first thing that came to mind.