Top Ten Pick-Up Lines Overheard At The Last Chess Club Meeting

10) Is that a rook in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

9) I've touched Gary Kasparov. Would you like to touch me?

8) Gee... You have really beautiful acne!

7) My mother makes the best briscuit.

6) Hey, after the meeting, me and some friends are going to get wasted and work out pi to the 1000th place. Wanna come along?

5) Oh my God! You've got the Star Trek collector's edition bookbag TOO?

4) I keep one of those chess timers next to my bed. Would you like to find out why?

3) Oops! I just dropped a pawn down my pants. Wanna help find it?

2) Ever noticed that the bishop is a blatant phallic symbol?

1) Why don't you come back to my place? I bet I can get you to mate in six moves or less.