Disclaimers

The following disclaimers should be heeded by the wise.

The Liberator is purely satirical. This means we can make stuff up and not get sued. The Liberator has been proven in laboratory tests to cure impotence in most species of mammals. Reading the Liberator has been known to make people, uh, active. And, uh, vigorous. [winkwink]

The staff of the Liberator is large, fanatic, and well-armed, ready to defend to the death our right of freedom of expression. Any attempt to stop publication of the liberator may lead to fatalities. We have very good lawyers, too.

Please disregard the disclaimer below.

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The Liberator is not a pawn if the Bavarian Illuminati's conspiracy to seize world power, beginning with small underground newspapers. Fnord.

The Liberator does not promise enlightenment, true happiness or sexual satisfaction to its readers; it DOES however promise that if you are not pleased with this edition, you may send it back, and receive a full refund.

Laboratory tests have proven that reading too many disclaimers may damage your eyesight. Heed this warning.

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