We Need Discipline

(and the School Board Gives it to us)

If you're reading this article just because you like the title, I hope a squad of rabid apes armed with bazookas climbs up your anal passage and incinerates your digestive tract! The school board's definition of "discipline" – "Let's lock these little shits in cramped, smelly classrooms with teachers who are either psychotic or too old to shape their own minds let alone those of the children) and confiscate anything of value simply because we are anally retentive."

After all, we are just a gang of thugs who carry firearms in our hats and our hats and explosives in our walkmans, aren't we? The fact is that teachers and board members alike are Neo-Nazi, McCarthyist swine, who were abused as children, and the only way they can satisfy themselves is by persecuting people who seem to have no constitutional rights whatsoever. Maybe if our "interim" superintendent would get off his maggoty, hemorrhoidal ass and check out what is actually happening in the schools, it might open their fucking eyes, and they could receive the first stimulated brain wave of their long (but useless) lives!! Of course I shall not lend a real name to this article, because I know what a bunch of vindictive motherfuckers these people can be, and I'm not going to let them destroy yet another life, just because I'm exercising my constitutionally-protected rights. And if you don't like it, EAT ME!