[1] a monkey dressed as a leprechaun with a shillelagh reflects on current events
[1] i enter the salon/gillette "celebrate the goddess in your life" contest and lose
[0] an unorthodox defense
[1] do not be my groupie: a poem
[0] the answer sheet
[0] thoughts running through the mind of a stamp machine
[1] why i'm changing my name to "the edge"
[1] a tribute to the looters of yakutsk
[0] loose pitches
[1] un-recommended methods of pest control
[0] classic films gone very bad
[0] song titles are better when you arbitrarily add quote marks
[0] business briefs
[1] sequels i'd pay $8 to see
[0] winding down
[0] sheldrake's guest lecture
[1] the charitable foundation
[0] hard time on the ground
[1] inside the CNN soundroom
[1] lose the "evil," keep the "genius"
[1] "dos" and "don'ts" on the Boston subway
[0] possible causes for world war III
[1] six problems
[1] the baba yaga template
[1] seven deadly lists
[0] disturbing announcements from public officials
[0] a parody of an actual ad that ran in the march 25 new york times magazine
[0] diary of a super-walrus
[1] DVD bonus footage

[!] short fiction

[^] in progress: smiling archipelago

[+] a bad novella
[#] a worse novella

[?] the author: who is this young man?

[^] have you tried robbievorhaus.com yet?
[f] or flak magazine, for that matter?